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cyberfricking:

i can’t stand when people are clingy but at the same time i need to be smothered in attention at all times

(Source: cyberfricking, via perks-of-being-chinese)

operator:911, please hold.
me:stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer:ok

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

(Source: tornrnypickles, via sweet-razor-of-mine)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising, via phobias)